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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、爷爷前一阵子把腿摔伤了,出院后,常常在院子里颤颤巍巍的练习走路。
   今天,爷爷又在院里练习走路,小明用手机播放起了音乐,给他伴奏。
   结果爷爷暴怒:“兔崽子,你放植物大战僵尸的音乐是什么意思?”
2、晚上洗澡时发现忘了带内裤。把浴室门打开一条缝,让妈帮我拿来。
  我妈说:下了几天暴雨了,没干呢!
  我急着穿呢就让她去帮我买一条,过了半天,终于听到我妈说:买好了!
  我一听那赶紧给我拿进来呀。
  结果她说:还没发货!
3、机场,一位大妈拍拍我肩膀:“小伙,帮我拍个照!”
我接过手机,点开相机咔咔咔给大妈拍了几张!还了手机,正要走。。。
大妈喊住我:“等等!你忘了开美颜!”
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