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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、刚追老婆那会,晚上在公园散步,只要我想对她做点小动作时,她就会从口袋里抓出一把瓜子两个人分着磕,后来知道这是她的防狼策略,以免被我占便宜。。。现如今,当躺在床上,老婆对我含情脉脉时,我就会抓一把零食,老婆吃,。。。。别打我脸行吗

2、夜市路边摊,几个外国妞挑了几个手链,在和摊主讨价还价,女的英语说一百,摊主用手比划80,女的有点懵的看着摊主。。。我问摊主需要帮你翻译一下吗,摊主说NO。。。于是双方愉快的成交了。

3、今早坐地铁,不小心睡着了。醒来时发现头靠在旁边的妹子肩上,我心里那个不好意思啊!!连忙说不好意思,然后妹子淡淡的回了句,睡会儿可以,没事。。。真的吗!!!我心里我好激动!!!

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