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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1“你还不找对象是要打一辈子光棍吗?”

“总有一个对的人会在对的地方等着我!”

“阎王爷吗?”

2一位看过《老公语录》前几集的读者跑来问老公:“恋爱究竟是什么滋味?”

“是甜味。它像冰激淋,凉丝丝的;它像生果,酸溜溜的;它像蜂蜜,又粘又腻;它像糖精,没有任何养分价值……”。

3甲:深海里的鱼为什么长得那么难看?

乙:深海里很黑嘛,谁也看不见谁,所以大家都随便长长啦!

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