zenki0000 发表于 2021-12-31 21:26   全显示 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

笑话三则
1、在小区住了快十年，头几年的夜晚还时不时能听见隐约的叫床声，现在的夜晚听到的全是小孩的啼哭声了。唉，所谓时光流逝韶光不再就是这样的吧……

2、考试前一定要注意休息，保证身体健康，千万别生病，特别是那种非得上医院的病。你一旦去了，就会面对你最不愿面对的一个问题：您好，请问您想挂哪科？

3、“你胸那么大，我能问你一个问题吗？”“胖过。”
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