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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、有一哥们,酒驾,被警察发现了,他机智的跑进了广场舞的人群里。由于喝多了跟不上脚步被警察发现了,然后带走了他。旁边两个老头吓坏了:“我滴妈呀,跳不好还得被抓走!”

2、小露丝去考贵族幼儿园,面试时老师取出一张10元的钞票问:“这是什么?”小露丝很快回答:“这是奶奶给乞丐的废纸。”老师说:“好了,不用考了,你已被录取了。”

3、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同事注意到,令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说:哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧

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