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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

 1、有个姑娘找鞋匠,请他帮自己把高跟鞋的鞋跟锯下来,鞋匠照办了。过了一个星期,姑娘又来了,她问鞋匠:“上次请你锯下来的那两个鞋跟还在吗?”鞋匠很奇怪,问:“你要那鞋跟干什么?”姑娘说:“我想把它们再钉到我的鞋上。这星期我换了个男朋友,他比上星期的那个高多了。”

  2、我有一个非常天真的小弟弟,自从那次把收音机拆了以后,就对拆东西非常感兴趣。一天,家里来了个叔叔,弟弟拿了个螺丝刀偷偷对我说:"我对那个叔叔很感兴趣,咱们把他拆了吧!"

  3、有一天,历史老师去上课,突然,高跟鞋鞋跟断了,老师慷慨地说道:“唉,我这双鞋都穿了五年了!”突然听到下面有人说:“不愧是历史老师呀!”

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