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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、一天,小红的舍友从国外带来一瓶除皱霜给小红,舍友说:“可管用了,试试吧!”小红说:“那行,我试试。”第二天小红照镜子一看说:“我双眼皮呢?”

2、一女学生上课迟到,被罚跑圈,不久下起了大雨,忽然女生觉得雨停了,一看有一男生在她身边打着伞陪跑,女生脸上泛起绯红,却说,我有男朋友了。怎料那男生说:我不来,你男朋友就要来,我怎么忍心他受苦。

3、在路上偶遇学生时代暗恋过的那个女神,长得比以前还要漂亮了,只是少了点活泼可爱,多了份成熟性感。她对我笑笑,开口说:“好久不见啊~”我静静看着他,鼻子一酸,流下两行鼻血。
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