llanye 发表于 2021-2-25 16:33   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

笑话三则

1.n和N
n对N说：棱角太鲜明，成事很艰难。
N对n说：太圆滑的人生失去了生命的意义。

2.快！救我
“我一直都感到有一种无形的力量扼住了我的喉咙，让我呼吸困难，脖子后面也老是感觉有诡异的阴风，难道我遇到了传说中的……”“你毛衣穿反了。”
“……哦，谢谢。”

3.生米做熟饭
曼逊太太对女儿讲：“珍妮，你经常把饭煮成生的，我看你怎么嫁出去？”
珍妮：“那只等生米变成熟饭时了。”
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