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[短篇] 笑话三则

1班里有个同学,不想上课,经常都向老师请假,

有一天,他又写好了请假条,这次的理由是他女朋友去世了,他要去送行,

老师非常气愤的说:“你的家人该去世的都去世了,现在连女朋友也去世了,你活在这世上还有什么可留恋的呢?”

同学垂头到:“好吧,老师你牛!”

2保养的真好,孩子都24了,你看起来也就30岁

娟子刚上高一,一次公交车上上,娟子给一个看着60来岁的大妈让了座。

大妈问:“孩子多大了?”

娟子答道:“24。”

大妈说:“保养的真好,孩子都24了,你看起来也就30岁。”

3我:“老板,你这清炒油麦菜是荤菜还是素菜?

老板:“当然是素菜了”

我:“那这条虫是怎么回事”

老板:“呃……它也是来吃饭的。

我:“它吃饭凭什么我付钱?我又不认识它!”

老板哭着说:“它为了这顿饭,把命都丢了,你还能要求它AA制吗?”
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