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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

67.小熊有一株花，但花枯了，小熊很伤心地说：花，不要枯。听到了吗？不要哭。
  68.我在家四天已经没洗头了，原来我是性感油物。
  69.皇上微服私访回来，皇太后见面就问“吾儿此游累么？”皇上大惊道“my...my name is lilei？”

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