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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、表弟四岁的时候,有一次逗他,把扇子打开放在头上,
弄得像古装剧里的发型,问他:“姐姐漂亮不?”
这家伙满脸讨好地来了一句:“漂亮!像孔雀屁股一样!”

2、刚出门上班路上,听到三代人:孙子,妈妈,奶奶对话!
小男孩和奶奶正在对话,妈妈插了几句。
然后小男孩严肃的说:以后小孩和老人说话,大人别插嘴!

3、那天我拿了个玩具公仔在路边,过来个四五岁的孩纸对我说:“哥哥,能够让我玩一下吗?”
我就给他了。
熊孩子拿着玩具跑到他妈妈面前说:“妈妈,这是那个哥哥送我的。”
他妈妈说:“还不快谢谢哥哥。”
真想揍这熊孩纸!.......

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