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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

笑话三则

1.小猪从噩梦中惊醒,哭着对妈妈说: “我梦见自己长大后成了水手,可是我不喜欢当水手。”猪妈妈安慰他道:“不要怕,孩子,梦都是反的。”果然,小猪后来当了火腿。

2.当初文身太多,被妈妈发现后,拿着拖鞋打我。今天妈妈开车和我出去办事,出了事故双方交涉时,我妈二话没说就脱下了我的外套。

3.流星花园幸亏出得早,要是现在估计没杉菜什么事,你们能想出f4的一百种cp关系。

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